The Tragic Martini

Today ( yesterday.. its 2am) was the most tragic day. I was hit by depression making me a smoking vegetable capable only of working my phone to irritate unweary friends. the smoking vegetable was also able to come up with THE TRAGIC MARTINI which can be created as follows:

Ingredients
Ice
splash of dry vermouth
2 oz gin or vodka (remember. you are depressed. you don't have the time or the foresight to lychee infuse the gin or vodka)
1/2 oz Lychee liquer
1/2 oz Chambord (or any other berryesque liquer, dark rich red colour)

Method
splash some vermouth into ice filled mixer
shake then shake out excess
pour the rest of the ingredients
shake well
pour into non-chilled martini glass ( you are depressed you dont have time to chill the glass)
SERVE!
garnish with a side of exquisite cigarettes and a good helping of sad songs

IS THAT IT?! yes. there is no physical garnish because the martini is alone. all alone. and you can't waste the space that could be used for alcohol with stupid sweet lychees. you need the alcohol more than the damn lychees.

Anywayyy i managed to get over my depression after popping some anonymous pills and talking to my dear friend who cheered me up imensely! and that allowed me to actually do some work for a whole one and a half hours and managed to convince my tutor that i did plenty of decent work! and he bought it! so i was sooo relieved and HAPPYY

I had dinner at some vietnamese restaurant in Richmond and had a really STUPID DUH MOMENT!! i was asking everyone like mmm this is pretty good. so where is the Nice vietnamese restaurant on victoria st. i heard its pretty good and everyone paused for a moment stared at me and said " errr... johan you ARE on victoria st..." and im like oh.. heh . heh. heh. oops