things i don't miss about singapore

sweaty sticky faces
big crowds with people walking slowly
rude people
bad service
no mens clothes
the rat race
never being able to get a cab when you need one

this i really miss about singapore

all the beautiful friends
the dry martinis
the lychee martinis
the belvedere at zouk
the dry martinis at the post
the dry martinis at french bar
the puking after steak sandwiches and one too many martinis at mortons
the popiah
the hokkien noodle
the fish head curry
the sliced fish soup

i'm sad