AFTER A LONG LONG LONG DAY :(

DID SOMEONE ORDER A LARGE ASHTRAY? 9 INCH LEMON ANYONE? they charge by the inch

look at the hot waiter at HaiRy CanAry. oh and that vietnamese snake wine he is showing us. apparently it contains snake and ginseng and seahorse and scorpions and centipedes more snakes some 100% alcohol and a lot of luck to pass through THE AUSTRALIAN CUSTOMS BORDER SECURITY MAXIMA

I HAD TO GO ALL THE WAY TO MARIBYRNONG TO GET TO A FRIGGIN BUNNINGS OKAYE

Storey Hall././ yes people this is where i have lectures WeEehhehe

posing at the mens toilet at storey hall They are playing with our minds

the half pig and quarter chicken i devoured

270705 daddys last meal after we devoured a quarter of a chicken, one and a half baby pigs lettuce, beans, barbaque sauce animal, tomatoes, champagne, and margaritas

Today, Bubi passed away after 4 days of partial neglect. in a way i feel sad then again he was an ugly tamagotchi to start with. he died in silence after i put him on silent and then forgetting he ever existed. i faintly recalled having a pet of some sort before finding him DEAD.. maybe ill try again but im FEELIN Da Stress now bebe! Chiao

THE CHUROSSS@!!!!! SUCK-CESS

look at the waiter... i am merely a decoy

showing a sense of achievement and adventure with a hint of excitement

The hunt for the golden churos started after we bought tickets to see the mies van der rohe documentary and DUMPLINGS wahahaha.. highly recommended : fruit chan's DUMPLINGS ... its a movie anyway yes we strayed into this dodgy little alley looking for another one of melbourne's infamously hidden restaurants. this one in particular harbours the GOLDEN CHUROS... mmmm so after declaring the start of the hunt we took a full TEN steps before discovering it. a sense of achievement and adventure architecture can never give us filled our hearts as we trekked into the bewildering restaurant.before being seated. shortly after we ordered CHUROS!!! BABY!

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documentation of garden gnome series

documentation of garden gnome series

documentation of garden gnome series

documentation of garden gnome series

documentation of garden gnome series

My new pet BUBI sleeping TAMAGOTCHI REVIVAL!

BYE BYE KATSU

isnt this shop so pretty i shall fill my ugly vase with their pretty flowers...

THE SUPER DUPER COOL MONITORS AT THE SUPER DUPER COOL SIAL LABS !!!!

a dirty jackson, love you long time and tmy

YUM CHA IS SO YUM YUM

" DID YOU SEE MY BUT? " patrick, spongebob squarepants the movie, 2004

Did i ever mention how much i LOVE BEATMANIA WOOOO!!! CANDY STARRRR

Bread Makes Me HAPPY!! i dont know why but i went to the bread section of my supermarket today and i just smiled i really smiled then i picked up a load of lovely SunBlest bread to caress and it was wonderful they are so soft and smooth and cuddly with the cutest bumps and wrinkles to soothe your soul. try it today! hug a loaf of bread

If spongebob can drive SO CAN I!

I'm A gOofY Goober Yeah! Youre a Goofy Goober yeAh! GooFy gooFY Goober YEAH!

ALL HAIL THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!! i started watching it yesterday i have watched it 4 times AND COUNTING!!! favourite quote by frank " I'm a Sweet TRANsverstite... from TRANsexual ... TRANsalvaniaaaa... " ALL HAIL FRANK may he rest in peace

GAD IS IN TOWN!

I MISS SKIING

before

after

My fridge... i am not an alcoholic but how i do love champagne